I'd like to be a conjuror
take white rabbits from a black top hat
myxomatosis stops that dead
quicker than any sleight-of -hand
Reality knocks my tricks on the head
wish I could wave a magic wand
so pain & suffering disappear
& I would make no mistake
if I were a sorceror
not just some bungling apprentice
without a book of spells nothing's quite clear
might go & turn myself into a frog
I may be one already
princess come here
transmogrify me with a kiss
some enchanted evening yet
it might seem like something has gone right at last
yet I'd be an illusionist at best
however wide I cast my net of magic & hypnotic words
rabbits get past
Thank you, Perry Como, for some very Magic Moments...
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