THEY'RE CHANGING THE GUARD
AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE
the Queen was in her bedroom
drinking a cup of cocoa
when out the blue this bloke bursts in
he must have gone plumb loco
JUJU DUE JUBILEE!TIME TO ABOLISH THE MONARCHY! |
he says 'Hello Your Majesty
I don't wish to intrude
I'm a true & loyal subject ma'am
please don't think me rude'
she stayed cool calm & collected
as if it were just routine
you've got to admire her regal pluck
in the face of the unforeseen
he could have been a killer
suppose he'd had a gun
but he only wanted a cigarette
& he asked the Queen for one
the Queen did some quick thinking
said 'my footman has a packet
I'll open the door & get him
to fetch a smoking jacket
a Horse Guard in a busby
hauled the man away
God had Saved Our Gracious Queen
& her courage saved the day
now heads will roll at Scotland Yard
security must be tightened
there'll be questions in the House
'cos dear old Liz was
frightened
we love the Royal Family
no-one bears them any malice
they ought to be protected
let's lock 'em in the palace
sez UP THE REPUBLIC!
Queen? What, we live in a Beehive & we're the worker-BEES?! Isn't it time we evolved? |
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