if you go down to the sea again

to the lonely sea & the sky

you'll know why it's so lonely

when the filthy tide is high

 

Venus on the world's    first surfboard

would surely find the pong too strong

mermaids swimming in the sewage

soon browned off would cease their song

 

this isn't just a load of bullshit

we are an endangered species

likely to become ex-stinkt

sinking fast in our own faeces

cartoon courtesy of BBC telly

from the original by Botticelli

words: DK

turds: WC

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connoisseur of manure (pigshit!)

welcome to the cumbrian coast

the final solution

water cycle

besides

wetstuff