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IT'S MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU

THAT ANYTHING YOU SAY...

 

 

as I was out strolling

one fine day

I met a policeman

barring my way

 

he arrested me

for looking suspicious

I suspected he

was downright vicious

 

later at the station

it came to pass

he pulled down my trousers

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just then I farted

and he had to look twice

in case I was concealing

an explosive device

 

well there wasn't a timebomb

stashed up my bum

there weren't any drugs

tho the bugger hoped for some

 

what a crying shame it was

he had to set me free

I would have felt more wanted

as a public enemy

 

now I've become an outlaw

in rebellious defiance

if I get stopped and searched again

I'll shit my pants

 

 

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'Stop & Search'?

'Met launches new 'sus' patrols'

Britain's biggest police force is to launch controversial new 'stop-and-search' patrols in the new year, despite concerns from many black leaders that they will lead to increased persecution of ethnic minorities. (Observer, 6 October 2002)

 

 

Britain becoming quasi Police State:

"LONDON (Reuters) - Police will be able to arrest anyone for any criminal offence, including minor misdemeanours such as dropping litter, under new laws which come into force on Sunday.

Until now police have had the power to arrest only those suspected of committing an offence carrying a sentence of at least five years in prison.

The new law requires only that the police have reasonable grounds for believing that a person's arrest is necessary. This can include a suspect's refusal to give their name and address.

The changes are part of the Serious and Organised Crime Act 2005, which removes the distinction between "arrestable" and "non-arrestable" offences."

(Reuters, ! January 2006)

 

 

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