purveyor of Vaudeville Verse
it's dramatic
it's emphatic
it's Videosyncratic
vivacious
salacious
Audioaudacious
Real snappy rapping
with a showbiz delivery...
get this authentic
gift of the gab in the bag
you'll be miffed if you miss it
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE LATEST GIG:
so writes up-and-coming
young reporter, Sir
Walter Scott.
Aye, 'twas a wild night
alright!
It'll make you laugh, cry,
call ENCORE, ENCORE,
&, who knows, some of you
may be moved to
prosecute under the
Trade Descriptions Act!
'zany...stand-up comic...seems to do
as much running & jumping about
as standing up'
(The Scotsman -
'English Bards & Scotch Reviewers'?)
'rousing'
(The Guardian)
Where will this fool
strike next...?!